A common question you might be hearing from sports enthusiast friends or cohabitants over the last couple of days might be “who’s on the clock?” Or, maybe you’re wondering about the outcome of that petition you and seven like-minded enthusiasts signed to save that critically acclaimed and brilliant but under-appreciated TV show. (Not nerds… enthusiasts!)
Amidst the flurry of the overlapping NFL Draft, and the television Network Upfonts that have kept me on the edge of my narrow seat, there are currently anonymous people making very public decisions about things that I perceive to have a bigger impact on me than they actually do. You know what? We all make decisions every single day that impact more parts of our lives, than whether or not The Goldbergs got renewed (which, thank God, it did. That show is genius.). Perhaps, we just need to look at how our typical days unfold with a new dynamic perspective – one that adds the excitement and suspense our days so richly deserve.
I present the “Regular Person Activity Draft & Upfronts” based on the big decisions I, a regular person, had to make on a regular day.
A coffee stop after dropping the boys at school?
Cancelled. I did not adequately prepare, and could not be seen in a San Francisco coffee shop in my morning commute pajamas clothes.
What’s for lunch? Soup? Or a hodgepodge of weird things from the fridge?
I think we all saw where this was going. With the second pick on this typical 2014 day, Colleen selects…. The Hodgepodge of mis-matched finger foods. I was able to create my own KFC Double Down with just sliced salami and swiss cheese. I found half an iced tea I didn’t finish last night. There was exactly one scoop left of peanut butter in the jar anyway, and that banana had about 45 more minutes left before it would have to go into the freezer bag of “smoothie bananas.” (A Pinterest idea I actually use.)
Take a walk or do the laundry?
Coming as a complete shock to everybody, Colleen selects….. Take a Walk. I have new Nikes, and if that’s what it takes me to get to want to take a walk, so be it. Also, my walk takes me here:
Let the teenager take the bus with his friends after school? Or pick him up?
Again, in a surprise turn, Colleen…….. provides the .75 fare and the kid takes the bus. I would have had him live Tweet his ride home for me if I didn’t want his phone stowed for the duration of the ride – as the recorded bus guy wisely reminds riders, “keep your eyes up and your phone down.”
Cleaning the closets?
Cancelled. This process is more effective when the kids are around so they can tell me which pants they outgrew overnight.
Cleaning the desk?
Taking care of overdue calls and emails?
Cancelled! Axed from the lineup, all of them!
Sitting in front of the computer and glumly staring at pages and pages of false starts of writing projects?
Renewed. It had been a while since I’ve done this soul crushing activity, and I was just starting to feel too good about myself anyway.
Nail color: Berry Naughty? A list? Right Said Red?
Colleen selects…… Berry Naughty. Despite the dumb name that was almost too embarrassing to type here, the beautiful color is just dark enough. Too early to tell if I’ll make a strategic trade for Right Said Red.
Fifteen minutes to kill: Magazine or Book?
Colleen selects….. Magazine – New York Magazine, the December 2, 2013 Gift List issue, to be exact. This is the year I WILL get caught up on the magazine basket. Two days ago I finished the 2013 Time 100 issue, shortly after the 2014 Time 100 issue arrived, so I’m well on my way.
The day’s terrible distraction – Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, or Twitter?
All outstanding choices, but Colleen selects……… Twitter, to fill the need for real-time updates about the fate “on the bubble” comedies and dramas that have spots reserved on the DVR.
T-shirt or sweater
Colleen selects……..with sad face and a sigh…….sweater, almost always sweater.
(For those of you who have better stuff to do, which is just about anything, the Upfronts are when the networks present their fall lineups to advertisers, often canceling beloved shows, infuriating rabid fans everywhere. And just in case you have all the stuff in the world to do and you didn’t know, the NFL draft is when football teams select new players, and then you furiously Google the kids your team picks. Welcome to San Francisco Jimmie Ward!)
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2 thoughts on “How to Amp Up Your Decision Making: The Regular Person Draft & Upfronts”
Hi Colleen, I would love to forward this to Allyson (Matt’s wife) but think that I will wait until after she meets you! You have, again, captured my life and my humor. Wish we were neighbors! Love, Barbara
Thank you so much Barbara! xoxo